think

pro choice.

amateur decision.

These are the kinds of things I say to myself in my mind and don’t write down

The department of chemistry hates you so freaking much. If they could pay you to not be breathing they would, but they give you multivitamins and trimspa instead. Fools. How you like them apples? I’m just a news item and I know that crap.

(This is a joke about 99% of you will never understand, or thinks funny.)

Thom Yorke knows something I don’t

Okay, do this, if you understand what I’m talking about then cool. If not, keep listening and ignore the bad ass beats and magical vocals and harmonies, just listen to the lyrics and analyze them.

First step: Listen to Idioteque

Second step: Listen to Pyramid Song 

If you reach the same conclusion I do as if the songs were part 1, and part 2, then you win a free lifetime subscription to my blog.

Hell, freaking, yes!

“Like”

You know what I’m talking about.

“Dude”

Ever thought about the way you use this word?

Boundaries

Boundaries are as important to your creative freedom as creative freedom is.

Open your mind a little bit and realize that without a boundary there is no freedom, because why do you need freedom if there are no boundaries? There is no need for freedom therefore there is no need for boundaries therefore you turn into a russian doll of an idealist piece of crap who never does anything and never gets anywhere in some cases.

Make some fun boundaries.

Another overzealous post

Everything that’s funny, everything I think would be good for a skit/short film and or movie, and last but not least a stand up routine is going on my blog from now on.

I don’t care if people steal it. Steal away elephants. Freaking huge ass elephants all over the place… running around with their elephant ways. Kicking up elephant sand with their ‘dayum’ elephant hands.

Get ready to LAUGHALOT.

You dig.

I know you do.

*None elephants were not harmed in the not funnyesque nature of this disclaimer.